Elderly Relieved at National Assembly Brawl

Many elderly around Korea were relieved to witness yesterday’s spirited brawl in the national assembly chambers. “Korea Fighting!” screamed 76 year-old Lim Dong-Young while pumping his weathered wrist in the air as he sat watching TV with some old friends. Ripping off a piece of dried squid and waving it passionately, Lee continued, “Back when we had our local village council meetings, it was a rare evening where at least one chair wasn’t thrown. These days, the young act so fat and complacent. I’m so happy to see that at least some of them know how to defend their honor.”

In related news, a clothing manufacturer plans aNew’s Year’s sale of their patented wrinkle-free suits. According to a company spokesman, at least 10 of the politicians involved in the brawl were wearing their trademark SojuSpecialSuit designed to “make your wife think your day was spent entirely at your desk.”

“We really hope these brawls happen at least once every few months. They are the best advertising money can’t buy.”