Letter To The Editor…
March 21, 2008 by yangpa
Hi there Mr. Editor,
My name is Todd Calebrese and I’d just like to tell everyone how upset I am about being turned down for job after job at hagwons in South Korea. I just don’t understand why no one will hire me. After all, I am white, and college educated (just last year I received my degree in automotive engineering from Southern Missouri State Technical College!). I am really eager to come to Korea to meet the girls, and the other people too. I’m even willing to try that weird cabbage stuff. Did I mention that I am white?
If anyone there in Korea could help a good ol’ boy out, I’d rightly appreciate it. I am sending this message from the county library where I come almost every day to check for jobs. I just think it’s unfair that someone with my qualifications can’t seem to get a break. Not only can I speak and write English, but I even know how to tune up an 89 Hyundai (my ex-girlfriend’s Dad’s car). That should count for something. I am attaching my graduation pic for your consideration.
Most sincerely,
Todd “the wrench” Calabrese
This must be a joke…
he’s got passable grammar. i’d hire him.
Dear Todd,
I would like to pass on the following letter of employment from my current manager, Mr. Park You Ass.
Dear my friend Todd,
I think you seem like super nice guy. Please come teache in my academy. It is rated number one in whole of paju. As you are american we can give you many money and if you can have blonde colour hair and bossoms we will give you bonus for happy ending with our reception girl.
You must not have funny face hair but, as children think you japanese and come to rape mummy.
Pleae work with me, I am really expecting it.
Mr. Park You Ass