Posted in Uncategorized on May 15, 2008 | No Comments »
In a shocking development in the ongoing saga surrounding the Mad Mad American Cow issue, a new expose by an underground OhMy News reporter has unearthed proof that American cows are being fed Korean babies. The babies are apparently either adopted by beef producers posing as childless American couples, or bought at North Korean [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 12, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Success in the recent parliamentary elections by the ruling GNP has empowered President Lee Myung-Bak to greatly expand his efforts to insulate the nation from the growing threat of the global liquidity crisis.
Lee’s previously announced plan to build a peninsula-wide luxury Canal (Le Chanel) is apparently not enough for the President, who vowed [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on March 21, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Hi there Mr. Editor,
My name is Todd Calebrese and I’d just like to tell everyone how upset I am about being turned down for job after job at hagwons in South Korea. I just don’t understand why no one will hire me. After all, I am white, and college educated (just last year I received [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on March 13, 2008 | No Comments »
No Phase 2 in Insa-dong, just more lattes……
The recent announcement of Starbucks Coffee’s Phase 2 Operation has left Korean Starbucks workers and management lonely, sad, confused and bitter. According to an area manager who requested anonymity, “Nobody told us anything. Here we are just serving coffee while our American Starbucks [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on February 15, 2008 | No Comments »
Here is an excerpt from our parent organization. You can read the full article here
“At sun’s crimson dawning, storm grumbles, mounting, ripples of the sky and sea reflected in late trading,” said Lee Woo-hyun, a strategist at Kyobo Securities in Seoul who had warned bankers in 2004 that the American real estate bubble was as [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 31, 2008 | 2 Comments »
A local Korean fabrics company launched a “revolutionary” new product yesterday. Poonglim Textile’s CEO, Pak Seong-Min announced the amazing breakthrough at a press conference in Dongdaemoon. The product, dubbed, “Sh’eat Me” is, according to the CEO, the world’s first mass-produced edible fabric.
According to Mr. Pak the product expands on what was previously [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 16, 2008 | No Comments »
Lotte Chilsung, one of Korea’s largest drinks manufacturer, announced Monday the introduction of a new health drink, Dear Leader’s Mountain’s Dew. The health elixir is made from several herbs and a unique ingredient, “the teardrops of babes”tm .
According to the company researchers, the healing properties of children’s tears are an ancient Korean folk remedy [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
President-elect Lee Myung-Bak, fresh off his victory in a landslide election, announced today a major change to his peninsula-wide canal initiative. According to a spokesman, his transition team just concluded whirlwind negotiations with the world famous French luxury brand Chanel. A detailed M.O.U. has reportedly been inked.
The details of the [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 5, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Just days after the recent elections, South Korea is trying to come to grips with the implications of the recent “Manifesto” issued by the ILF……the Itaewon Liberation Front. The ILF, a shadowy group of juicygirl-ajumma bosses, local interior and fashion designers, Korean wannabe yakuza, Russian ex-performers, and Canadian ESL fugitives has united and [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on December 30, 2007 | 2 Comments »
The recent hullabaloo over stricter rules related to the issuance of E-2 visas in Korea is about to get worse. As of Friday morning, immigration officials in Seoul announced that provincial officials will have the power to add certain items to the changes.
By lunchtime Friday, several provinces had drafted new proposals and by that [...]
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