Samsung, parent company of the ever popular EverLand Resort, announced plans Monday in Seoul to build the world’s first amusement park dedicated solely to the pursuit of protest. The park, to be named “Protestopia”, will be constructed on a 2.4 square kilometer tract of land near Yongin in Gyeonggi-do.
According to spokeswoman Lee Ji-Ae, the park will “solidify Korea’s global reputation as a cutting edge location for advanced protest culture and infrastructure.” The park will be modeled on Disney World, with multiple attractions clustered around themed villages.
The villages will consist of various kinds of protest venues. In one area of the park, named “I hate my Damn Company…and my Stupid Boss”, guests will be encouraged to swarm fake office buildings and smash furniture and computers. The office equipment and furniture will be made especially for this purpose and will be automatically reassembled and made ready for the next group of guests within minutes by park staff.
In the International Village, guests will have a variety of opportunities to vent theirt rage at Japanese, American or maybe someday in the future, Chinese targets. This zone will be fully paved in the flags of potential protest target countries.
There will also be a History Zone where young Koreans can take part in reenactments of famous historical protests from the nation’s recent and distant past. There will be contests for hunger fasting, tear gas endurement, endurance screaming, and numerous other engaging activities. And everynight, park attendees, led by park staff, will gather around the giant Protest Fist Castle and carry candlelights and sing in unison while enjoying an amazing light and laser show.
The whole park will have a festive yet edgy atmosphere. According to the spokewoman, “it will be a face-painting, singing, screaming, fist-pumping good time for the whole family.”
The Original Yangpa 
You americans all like to make joke and thinks that koreans are not good at your humor to understand. Sarcasm is play for mind liking have small penis. Soon you will run from the united koreaness of power of the democracy. We no mad cow eaters we have strength through having superior way of democracies.
좋아. Democlacy will lule the wolld으.
Funny post!
@# 1,
Is this real or an expat generated caricature?
I’m a Korean and this is one funny post! “Disinterested” if you don’t like it why are you here? Your response/behavior is exactly what this post is poking fun at. Democracy? Korean “democracy” is more like mob rule or witch hunt. Let’s see how long you go without bulgogi…
is Billy B Roboston back in town. man o man these last two post are worthy of 2nd Edition Yangpa. I salute you who wrotes this shit up.
Disinterested comment is kuul 2.
As for Worker, man your on to something with that English/Hangul writing. Take 꽁glish to the next (written) level
will the protest park contain a “self immolation wing”, where u can toss maltov cocktails at yourself? there could be a guy there dressed as a cop and you could yell at him for letting u set urself on fire
man, i cannot tell which of these posts are satirical and which are real!