This last weekend in Jongno, three people, possibly representing a threesome, nonchalantly walked into A Twosome Place, and completely oblivious to the stares around them, ordered one cappuccino, one vanilla latte, and one double espresso. The three, or threesome, proceeded to sit down amidst a room full of twosomes.
A shocked barrista, thrown off her game, said, “In 8 months I have consistently processed two orders at a time, and over 90% of those are the same thing. This just frazzled me…three different drinks on one tray, unreal…”
According to one-half of a nearby twosome, Ji-Eun Chun, “this guy actually came over to my table and asked if he could take the extra chair!” Ji-Eun, whose boyfriend was busy in the bathroom performing emergency gel therapy on his hair, was shocked, and responded in perfect hagwon English “No, I am not alone! I am in a twosome!”
The three people were described by various twosomes as foreign, loud, and poorly dressed.
The Original Yangpa 
Haha, this is definitely the funniest thing I’ve ever read ’bout Couple-Korea! =D
What next, somebody going into Tous Les Jours at night, an order placed for Donuts that are consequently not Dunked or thinking that the Kimbab ordered from a popular franchise over here did not taste of Heaven but infact tasted of sh*t.